Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Sleep with Derek and Get Free Parking!


It seems that the perks for hooking up with baseball all-star Derek Jeter are rather skimpy… one night of free parking, that is after you put on a huge scene to claim your only endowment, or should I say gratuity?

According to the New York Post, a Page Six source strategically positioned in the lobby of Miami’s ultra-luxurious Shore Club, spied “two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter's penthouse and were then charged for parking.”

“The girls were wearing what looked like the same clothes they wore the night before — a tight cocktail dress and a miniskirt,” the top-secret source added. “They were making a huge scene because they were asked to pay for parking.”

The privileged insider also overheard one of Derek’s tarts wailing on a telephone, saying, “After last night, he’d better [bleep]ing take care of it!” Wonder what she was implying?

The two mystery women left with all smiles, reports the mole. Derek probably flashed his American Express black card and sent the girls on their merry way. Ahhh… so many baseball players, so little time! What is a girl to do?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Free parking huh? Mite have to post up outside of the Miami Shore Club myself....j/p ((Juicy Stuff))

Cole Rodriguez said...

Thanks for commenting anonymous. Happy to assist you in your "endeavor."

Anonymous said...

lmao, one of his tarts? that's awesome.
btw, were you the one who took the photograph of Jeter (on the stalk)?

Anonymous said...

I think your article should read ; Sleep with Derek and get AIDS, this guy looks sick!!!!!

Cole Rodriguez said...

Big Rob Nasty: You know I was hiding in the bushes to get my shot! I'm glad the leaves and thorns did not hinder my stalking capabilities.