Did you hear the recent news of one of Hollywood’s brightest starlets’ latest STD contraction? I know what you're thinking: Isn't this supposed to be about baseball? Well, after 2 hits, 3 RBIs, and one stolen base, one of baseball’s most eligible bachelors gave one of People’s 50 Most Beautiful the gift that keeps on giving.
So it has been confirmed from the starlet’s less-than-loyal former assistant that she was filling prescriptions for the “Take Charge” once daily purple pill. Furthermore, spilling the intimate details regarding the star’s fornication experiences with the MLB all-star.
Hopefully this does not affect their professional careers... I mean, amid a tight pennant race, last thing we need is the baseball hunk on the DL because his crotch is as irritated as Lindsey Lohan's dye job.
On the other end, the up-and-coming starlet’s career as an actress is just beginning to take off, soon to be releasing a film with a notorious celebrity-dater funnyman. Word is there is a love scene between the two actors. Lets just hope jock-itch-like symptoms are not experienced by the jokester.
Adrenalin-fueled stolen bases, intense base slides, immense perspiration caused by the pressure of a full count with two on and two out with runners in scoring position, baseball athletes can become quite dirty in the line of duty. You would think such raunchiness would be limited to the diamond!
