Tuesday, April 22, 2008

A-Rod's Special Delivery


Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez and his wife, Cynthia Scurtis, welcomed their second daughter Monday night in Miami.

According to Major League Baseball's website, Ella Alexander Rodriguez weighed 7 lbs., 2 oz. at birth.

"We are thrilled with the birth of our second daughter and the blessing of having two beautiful, healthy children in our lives," the elated father said in a statement.

Rodriguez, who strained his right quadriceps Sunday in Baltimore, will rejoin the team on Thursday.

"Obviously he has his little quad problem. He'll rejoin us Thursday. I don't know if he'll be able to play Thursday, we'll just see how the treatments go and how he responds to it," Yankees manager Joe Girardi said Tuesday.

Married in 2002, the couple shares a 3-year-old daughter, Natasha Alexander.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Second Helping of Juice


Former baseball star Jose Canseco has inked a follow up to his New York Times #1 bestselling tell-all "Juiced," that chronicled the alleged widespread use of steroids among the sports’ brightest and best.

“Vindicated: Big Names, Big Liars, and the Battle to Save Baseball” is set to hit the shelves just in time for opening day on April 1.

"It will be an unjaundiced view, without the rose-colored glasses that [The Mitchell Report] obviously put on," said Robert Saunooke, Canseco's attorney.

Canseco promises to deliver big. “I have other stuff on Alex Rodriguez," Canseco divulged. "He is not whom he seems to be."

Synopsis, courtesy of Barnes & Nobles:
“In this timely, contentious and supremely readable follow-up to his NYT #1Jose Canseco blows the lid off the steroids scandal in baseball—revealing its biggest players, naming its never-before-implicated names, and reflecting on the future integrity of America's most celebrated pastime."

Product Details:
ISBN: 1416591877
ISBN-13: 9781416591870
Format: Hardcover, 272pp
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Adult Publishing Group
Pub. Date: April 01, 2008
Sales Rank: 66,081

Here's a clip of Jose Canseco on Dennis Miller's show talking about naming names...


Crystal "Mahvelous" in Pinstripes


And the lead off man for the New York Yankees is… Billy Crystal?

That’s right, a day before the funny man’s 60th birthday, he fulfilled his childhood dream Thursday when he played for the Bronx Bombers in a spring training game against the Pittsburgh Pirates in Tampa. The comedian, who signed a one day contract with the team, donned the number 60 in honor of his impending birthday, warmed up with pal Derek Jeter, cracked jokes with 2007’s MVP Alex Rodriguez and even made contact with the ball.

In his one and only at bat as a designated hitter, Crystal fouled off a 1-0 fastball against left-hander Paul Maholm. In the six-pitch at-bat, Crystal worked to a full count, before striking out on an 88 mph cutter.

The comedian arrived at Legend's Field with his game face on, "confident about the hitting and fielding part of the game," but was concerned about a possible drug test, joking he "might test positive for Maalox."

"It was unbelievable and the greatest moment of my life," the New York native said. "I don't really know how to describe it. It was intensely good."


Saturday, March 1, 2008

A-Rod's Baby Bump


Yankee’s slugger Alex Rodriguez, 32, and his very pregnant wife Cynthia, 34, attend Ocean Drive magazine’s 15 Year Anniversary in Miami, FL, late last month.

The couple’s second daughter is due in April.

More Juice


A federal judge on Friday unsealed Barry Bond’s December 2003 grand jury testimony, making public what the reigning home run king said about his steroid use.

“U.S. District Judge Susan Illston signed an order Friday making Bonds' testimony public after ordering prosecutors to amend Bonds' indictment so each of the five counts against him don't cite multiple allegedly false statements. Prosecutors originally accused Bonds of lying 19 different times during his grand jury appearance,” the Associated Press reported.

“Illston agreed with Bonds' attorney Dennis Riordan on Friday that prosecutors must edit out many of the alleged lies or seek a new indictment, which could contain more charges.”

During the 2003 grand jury proceedings, prosecutors showed Bonds a positive drug test for steroids for a player named “Barry B.” The slugger told prosecutors he had never seen those results before.

Federal investigators also recovered Bonds’ alleged “doping calendar” kept by trainer Greg Anderson, who spent a year in prison for refusing to cooperate with authorities in connection with the case.

According to the AP, “Anderson, who was released after Bonds was indicted, is expected to be called to testify if Bonds' case goes to trial. Anderson maintains he will refuse to testify if ordered, meaning he could return to prison.”

Bonds was not required to be in attendance for Friday’s ruling and does not have to appear at the next court date either.

Here are some excerpts from Bonds' 2003 testimony, obtained by Sports Illustrated:

Q. Okay. Had you ever taken flax seed oil, by the way, before?

A. I never asked Greg. When he said it was flax seed oil, I just said: "Whatever.'' It was in the ballpark.

Q. Right.

A. You know, in front of everybody. I mean, all the reporters, my teammates. I mean, they all saw it. I didn't hide it. I didn't hide -- I didn't hide anything.

I mean, I didn't question anything when he -- you know, if I'm at the ballpark or something -- you know, trainers come up to me and say: "Hey Barry, try this.'' I don't really question it, move on. You know?

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Q. Did you notice after you took it that it had any affect -- appeared to you to have any affect on you at all?

A. I -- I told him: "It's not doing crap. I'm still in pain. I'm still feeling the pain.''

Q. You, yourself --

A. I still felt fatigued and had a heart condition in Arizona. It's not working.

Q. And other than what Mr. Anderson told you, you didn't know what this substance consisted of at all?

Q. No. I had no reason to doubt him. We were in the ballpark, inside the stadium. You know, if I was somewhere else, maybe, I probably would have -- I'm not that way, sir. Sorry. I'm not the type of person to pry into people's business. And I really believe my friends.

Q. Well, let me ask you this, if Mr. Anderson came to you at the ballpark with some other substance, whatever it is, if he asked you to take some other substance and said it was some other type of oil, whatever he asked you to take, would you take it?

A. I would trust that he wouldn't do anything to hurt me.

Q. Okay. But you wouldn't ask any further questions. You'd just basically -- because he's your friend, if he asked you to take it, you would take it?

A. He would do the same thing for me.

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Q. And what were the results or the effects of this lotion? Did you find it helpful to you?

A. I thought it was -- oops.

Q. I'm sorry?

A. Oops. I -- I almost said something.

I thought it was really bad. I didn't think it did anything, to be honest with you. I didn't think it did anything.

Q. Any negative side effects?

A. I still felt the pain.

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Q. Did Greg ever talk to you about this cream actually being a steroid cream that would, you know, conceal steroids or testosterone in your blood, did Greg ever ask -- tell you about that?

A. No, no.

Q. Okay. Let me ask you about a few other things -- oh, I'm sorry, one more thing.

Did you ever talk to Victor Conte about this lotion or this cream?

A. No. I have -- like I said, I only talked to Victor Conte when I saw him. I never talked to Victor Conte any time other than that, that I can recall, ever.

Q. Did Greg tell you where he was getting that lotion or that cream from?

A. No. But I assume it was BALCO.

Q. And again, about this cream, why would you assume it was from BALCO?

A. Because they were friends, you know.

Q. They were friends. But of course, it wasn't just because they were friends, it was because BALCO made stuff or provided stuff, I mean --

A. I never been in BALCO long enough to know anything they did. I was in the front room, the front of the building, okay? I had my personal doctor do my blood. That's it. I went to the back to a weight room to do an ad for them. I can't tell you what's in that building because I don't know.

Q. How many times have you been into BALCO?

A. Two to three times at the max.

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Q. Just to follow-up before I go on to my other thing, have you ever yourself injected yourself with anything that Greg Anderson gave you?

A. I'm not that talented, no.

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Q. And again, just to be clear, and then I'll leave it, but he never gave you anything that you understood to be human growth hormone? Did he ever give you anything like that?

A. No.

Q. And, again, I guess we've covered this, but -- and did he ever give you anything that he told you had to be taken with a needle or syringe?

A. Greg wouldn't do that. He knows I'm against that stuff. So, he would never come up to me -- he would never jeopardize our friendship like that.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Derek and Gabrielle Not a Union


Amid much speculation that the two were an item, Gabrielle Union shot down rumors that she is dating New York Yankees shortstop, Derek Jeter. Page Six reported earlier this month that Union, 34 and the baseball star, 32, were spied “flirting and dirty dancing” at a Bahamas Nightclub. Her representative told The Post: “They are friends, but they did not hook up.”

“I'm linked to a lot of people," Union told PEOPLE at a Super Bowl weekend kick-off party at Bongos Cuban CafĂ© in Miami. "It'd be great to be dating Derek Jeter. As far as fake relationships go, I'm moving up.”

The rumors even got the best of Union’s mother. "My mom asked me if he was coming for Easter, I said, 'Mom! I barely know him,' " the actress also told PEOPLE.

“Trust me, if I were dating Derek Jeter, I would hold my own personal press conference to announce it to the world. I'm actually getting a little nervous about when our fake breakup is coming."

Feds Launch Rocket Investigation


The FBI began its investigation Thursday into whether seven-time Cy Young winner, Roger Clemens, lied to Congress when he told them he never used performance enhancing drugs. The Feds announced they took the case a day after the leaders of the House Oversight and Government reform Committee said they were not certain Clemens was truthful under oath at a Feb. 5 deposition and during the Feb. 13 nationally publicized hearing.

“Congress did not ask for a similar investigation of Brian McNamee, the former personal trainer who testified under oath that he injected Clemens with steroids and human growth hormone,” the Associated Press reported. “Clemens testified that he never used steroids or HGH; McNamee testified he injected Clemens with performance-enhancers at least 16 times from 1998-01.”

"We've always expected they would open an investigation," said Clemens' lead lawyer, Rusty Hardin. "They attended the congressional hearing. So what's new?"

Friday, February 22, 2008

Barry Bonds Takes a Swing at Typos


The well-oiled legal machine for the reigning home run king cited typographical errors in a motion filed Thursday to dismiss perjury and obstruction of justice charges alleging Bonds lied when he testified before a federal grand jury he never knowingly used performance enhancers.

Bonds says that the government’s mistakes jeopardize his right to a fair trial.

According to the Associated Press, “The typographical errors showed up in a recent filing by prosecutors wrongly accusing Bonds of flunking a drug test in 2001. They later admitted they instead meant 2000. The mistakes were corrected the next day, but Bonds' lawyers argue in their response to the government's filing that the damage to the case was already done.”

"As is always the case, many more prospective jurors will have read the original story than the retraction," wrote Dennis Riordan and Donald Horgan, two of Bonds' six attorneys.

“Bonds' attorneys also signaled in Thursday's filing that they intend to attack the credibility of the November 2000 test results, which were seized in 2003 when the government raided the now-defunct Bay Area Laboratory Co-Operative, or BALCO, headquarters of a drug ring that peddled steroids to numerous elite athletes,” the AP reported.

Victor Conte, BALCO founder, said the test was done “quick and dirty,” and there’s no way of knowing who handled Bonds' urine and blood samples in the three years that elapsed between the test and federal seizure.

"Mr. Bonds vigorously disputes that the government possesses any credible or admissible evidence that he had a positive test for steroid use in either November 2000 or November 2001," Bonds' lawyers stated.

The U.S. Attorney’s office had no comment Thursday. On Feb. 15, spokesman Josh Eaton said the typos were unintentional.

U.S. District Judge Susan Illston is slated to hear arguments on Bonds' motion for dismissal on Feb. 29.

Read the full indictment here: http://assets.espn.go.com/media/pdf/071115/bonds.pdf

J.T. Takes His Talent From the Stage to the Field


Pop star Justin Timberlake is slated to portray fictional baseball player Carlton Garrett in the upcoming film The Open Road.

The Grammy award winning artist will play "a young man trying to reconnect with his father, a legendary athlete, as he struggles to get him home to his ailing mother’s bedside."

Timberlake stars alongside Mary Steenburgen and Jeff Bridges in the drama produced by Meredith, David Schiff, Jordan Foley, Laurie Foxx, Justin Moore-Lewy and Charlie Mason.

Kate Mara (Brokeback Mountain, We Are Marshall) will play Timberlake's girlfriend.

According to the Associated Press, the star attempted to meet with Houston Astros’ Double-A team in Austin for research purposes, but was unable due to scheduling conflicts.

"Justin wants to portray what it's like playing for the Hooks, playing for an Astros minor league team and playing at Whataburger Field," said Hooks President J.J. Gottsch.

Shooting for the film began earlier this week in Louisiana.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

It's Another Girl for A-Rod!


In a recent interview with Associated Press reporters, Alex Rodriguez gave praise to his fellow teammate, Andy Pettitte, who has recently been caught in the midst of the Congressional HGH firestorm. Rodriguez also broke news about the second child he and wife, Cynthia, are expecting this spring.

"Andy is one of the greatest human beings I've ever met," Rodriguez said. "I have two daughters — well, I have one and one on the way. If I had a daughter, I would want 'em to marry Andy Pettitte. The age difference might be a little awkward, but in today's day and age anything is possible."

Alex and Cynthia were married in 2002. The couple shares a 3-year-old daughter, Natasha Alexander.

Friday, January 18, 2008

The Infamous List


These are the players, both current and former, disclosed in The Mitchell Report, which investigated the use of steroids and performance-enhancing drugs in Major League Baseball.

Manny Alexander
Chad Allen
Rick Ankiel
Mike Bell
David Bell
Marvin Benard
Gary Bennett Jr.
Larry Bigbie
Barry Bonds
Ricky Bones
Kevin Brown
Paul Byrd
Ken Caminiti
Mark Carreon
Jose Canseco
Jason Christiansen
Howie Clark
Roger Clemens
Paxton Crawford
Jack Cust
Brendan Donnelly
Chris Donnels
Lenny Dykstra
Bobby Estalella
Matt Franco
Ryan Franklin
Eric Gagne
Jason Giambi
Jeremy Giambi
Jay Gibbons
Troy Glaus
Juan Gonzalez
Jason Grimsley
Jose Guillen
Jerry Hairston Jr.
Matt Herges
Phil Hiatt
Glenallen Hill
Darren Holmes
Todd Hundley
Ryan Jorgensen
Wally Joyner
Mike Judd
David Justice
Chuck Knoblauch
Tim Laker
Mike Lansing
Paul Lo Duca
Nook Logan
Josias Manzanillo
Gary Matthews Jr.
Mark McGwire
Cody McKay
Kent Mercker
Bart Miadich
Hal Morris
Daniel Naulty
Denny Neagle
Rafael Palmeiro
Jim Parque
Andy Pettitte
Adam Piatt
Todd Pratt
Stephen Randolph
Adam Riggs
Armando Rios
Brian Roberts
John Rocker
F.P. Santangelo
Benito Santiago
Scott Schoeneweis
David Segui
Gary Sheffield
Mike Stanton
Ricky Stone
Miguel Tejada
Derrick Turnbow
Ismael Valdez
Mo Vaughn
Randy Velarde
Ron Villone
Fernando Vina
Rondell White
Todd Williams
Jeff Williams
Matt Williams
Steve Woodard
Kevin Young
Gregg Zaun

Dirt Off the DL


Among those named in former Senator George Mitchell’s explosive report detailing the habitual and frequent use of steroids among the sport’s brightest stars, are Roger Clemens and Andy Pettitte.

The most stunning revelations within the report pertain to Cy Young winner and future Hall of Famer, Roger Clemens. Mitchell acutely chronicles Clemens’ alleged use of performance-enhancers, based on testimony from his longtime friend and trainer, Brian McNamee. Clemens was targeted in nearly nine pages of the report, with 82 references by name.

McNamee told Mitchell that Clemens took performance-enhancing drugs during the 1998, 2000, and 2001 seasons. He testified that the drug Winstorl was administered in 1998, human growth hormone in 2000, and “Sustanon or Deca-Durabolin” in 2001.

Within the report’s pages, McNamee also admits to “injecting the drugs into Clemens’ buttocks on various occasions.”

Pettitte, according to the report, initially inquired about human growth hormone to McNamee during the 2001-02 off-season, to which McNamee said he discouraged him from using. Pettitte however, suffered an elbow injury early the following season, where he asked McNamee again about HGH.

The report then states that McNamee traveled to Tampa, where Pettitte was rehabilitating, and “injected Pettitte with human growth hormone that McNamee obtained from Radomski on two to four occasions.”

In it’s totality, the report names 88 players, both past and present, including seven MVP’s.

According to Newsday, “There are also no prominent Red Sox players mentioned in the report, which is at least somewhat curious because Mitchell refused to resign from his role as part of the Red Sox management team during this investigation. Mitchell denied giving any special treatment to the Red Sox because of his title.”

"There is no evidence of bias or special treatment to Red Sox in this report, or anybody else, because there isn't any," Mitchell said. "That had no effect."

Hmmm… makes me wonder…

Read the entire report here: http://files.mlb.com/mitchrpt.pdf

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

eBay Sinks to an All-New Low

Now on to the morbid, but true, all-new low eBay has hit. And when I say “hit,” I mean rock bottom. It seems that Manny Ramirez’s Chrysler isn’t the only Red Sox item up for grabs on the popular site. Manager, Terry Francona’s, ABC (already been chewed) bubble gum made its way onto the net. The seller of the saliva-infested item claims she got it from the dugout shortly after the close of Game 1 of the World Series.

Here’s the description the seller provided:
"You are bidding on a very unique piece of sports memorabilia. This is an actual game used piece of chewing tobacco chewed by Red Sox manager Terry Francona during Game 1 of the 2007 World Series at Fenway Park versus the Colorado Rockies. The piece of tobacco is intertwined with a piece of bubble gum. Several pictures are posted below as proof of this item’s authenticity. This item was taken right from the seat of Terry Francona as seen in picture 4. A portion of all proceeds will be donated to the Jimmy Fund. Paypal is preferred. Checks and money orders are accepted, but the item will not be shipped until the check clears (usually 3-5 business days). Check out my 100% positive feedback score. This item will be shipped with insurance and confirmation. All is included in the shipping costs. Thank you for viewing my item. Good luck bidding
There is an upside to this, for lack of a better word, “gross” story. eBay removed the item from its site, citing that it contained tobacco in it."

The gum looks more like a shriveled up kidney to me! You be the judge if you didn’t already heave.

He's Baaaack...


Manny’s at it again y’all! The major league slugger has recently put his souped up, chromed out Chrysler 300 SRT8 on the auction block. At the moment, the current bid is $28,900. The lucky purchaser will not only receive the blinged out car, but a complimentary day with Manny and all five feet of his dreadlocks… just kidding groupies!

Jerry Nasif of West Roxbury Motors said that the highest bidder will not only get the hot rod, but “a trunk full of autographed items, a jersey, bat and ball, four tickets to a future Red Sox game and a meet-and-greet with Manny to talk about the car.”

Don’t bet your whole life’s savings this time sharpie Red Sox fans!

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

eBay Disses Manny


eBay has officially taken Manny Ramirez’s gas grill of the market after over zealous Red Sox fans bid their life savings all for a taste of a big, fat, juicy burger grilled on the appliance previously owned by the slugger.

The gas grill, originally purchased by the major leaguer for $4,000 and used once, was taken off the auction block earlier this year.

The minimum bid for the elaborate grill was $3,000, but the bidding soon got out of hand, sky rocketing all the way up to $100 million.

The Associated Press reported that when asked why he was selling the appliance, Ramirez responded with a smirk, “I need the money.” He also guaranteed a personally signed baseball for the lucky bidder.

It was later revealed that Ramirez was lending a helping hand to his neighbor, who originally owned the grill.

More on the “grill caper” here: http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2007/03/manny_grill_off.html

Cythnia Drops the B-Bomb


Alex Rodriguez, 32, and his wife, Cynthia, 34, are expecting the arrival of their second bundle of joy this spring. The couple revealed the exciting news exclusively to PEOPLE magazine.

Here’s what the couple had to say regarding the news:

“Cynthia and I are overjoyed to announce this addition to our family,” said the future hall of famer. “We realize what a special gift children are, and feel very blessed to welcome our second child.”

“I feel great!” Cynthia proclaimed, divulging that the pair is yet to learn the sex of the baby, but plans to as soon as possible. “My daughter wants to know more than we do!”

“We’re just real excited,” she added. “It’s almost more exciting [than the first child] in a way, because you can anticipate what you already know is so amazing. We’re thrilled. We can’t wait.”

A-Rod's Mob Connection


Whenever A-Rod feels the need to “opt-out” of an unfavorable situation or location, he can now do so on his shiny new mafia jet. The former Yankees slugger has just purchased a Gulfstream jet from a hotel entrepreneur whose nearest and dearest is allegedly linked to the Russian mob, a trusty source informed the New York Post.

According to The Post, “The seller of the Gulfstream IV was Arik Kislin, a principal in Manhattan's Hotel Gansevoort, whose former company once sponsored a visa sought by an alleged hit man, and whose uncle was named by the FBI as being an associate of the Brighton Beach-based Russian mob.”

Rodriguez vehemently denies such a purchase, however his handy dandy pilot, Craig Frost, says otherwise. Frost has confirmed that both he and Rodriguez purchased the plush 16- passenger plane in a partnership sometime in September.

"We've been looking for some time, and it happened to be the best plane on the market for the money," Frost said.

Frost revealed that the plane will not just be used to tote the jet setting major leaguer around, but will also be chartered out. Although Frost dished about that, he remained mum on how much was shelled out to acquire the Gulfstream.

The jet’s tail number has already been customized to A-Rod’s liking. It reads, N113AR - Rodriguez's number, 13, and his initials.

I wonder if Joslyn Morse will be a regular passenger.

Sleep with Derek and Get Free Parking!


It seems that the perks for hooking up with baseball all-star Derek Jeter are rather skimpy… one night of free parking, that is after you put on a huge scene to claim your only endowment, or should I say gratuity?

According to the New York Post, a Page Six source strategically positioned in the lobby of Miami’s ultra-luxurious Shore Club, spied “two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter's penthouse and were then charged for parking.”

“The girls were wearing what looked like the same clothes they wore the night before — a tight cocktail dress and a miniskirt,” the top-secret source added. “They were making a huge scene because they were asked to pay for parking.”

The privileged insider also overheard one of Derek’s tarts wailing on a telephone, saying, “After last night, he’d better [bleep]ing take care of it!” Wonder what she was implying?

The two mystery women left with all smiles, reports the mole. Derek probably flashed his American Express black card and sent the girls on their merry way. Ahhh… so many baseball players, so little time! What is a girl to do?

Monday, September 17, 2007

When Baseball Athletes and Celebs Cross Paths


Did you hear the recent news of one of Hollywood’s brightest starlets’ latest STD contraction? I know what you're thinking: Isn't this supposed to be about baseball? Well, after 2 hits, 3 RBIs, and one stolen base, one of baseball’s most eligible bachelors gave one of People’s 50 Most Beautiful the gift that keeps on giving.

So it has been confirmed from the starlet’s less-than-loyal former assistant that she was filling prescriptions for the “Take Charge” once daily purple pill. Furthermore, spilling the intimate details regarding the star’s fornication experiences with the MLB all-star.

Hopefully this does not affect their professional careers... I mean, amid a tight pennant race, last thing we need is the baseball hunk on the DL because his crotch is as irritated as Lindsey Lohan's dye job.

On the other end, the up-and-coming starlet’s career as an actress is just beginning to take off, soon to be releasing a film with a notorious celebrity-dater funnyman. Word is there is a love scene between the two actors. Lets just hope jock-itch-like symptoms are not experienced by the jokester.

Adrenalin-fueled stolen bases, intense base slides, immense perspiration caused by the pressure of a full count with two on and two out with runners in scoring position, baseball athletes can become quite dirty in the line of duty. You would think such raunchiness would be limited to the diamond!